therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

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veganerdgirl:

teenagebatch:

teenagebatch is so cute like

aawwwww look how awkward

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look at the little innocent soul

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then something happened that science cannot explain

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Yeah, like the fact that the aforementioned teenagebatch was pushing 30. I swear he bathes in virgin blood and fangirl tears.

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meddythehedgie:

シャツを巣にして。


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Everyone wants to be Batman, but everyone should be Captain America.